Besar Nanti Nak Jadi Apa?

Semua orang ada cita-cita masa kecik kan? Paling seronok, bila kita tanya budak-budak, terutamanya yang belum bersekolah tu.

Antara jawapan yang paling menakjubkan dan menerujakan yang pernah I personally terima :

Nabeela : Besar nanti nak jadi apa?

Noor Shazwan (anak sedara roomate)
~ NARUTO!
(okay fine, aku pun nak jugak. haha)

Aleeya Natasha (adik bongsu rakan)
~ BARBIE DOLL!
(hmm.. dah elok-elok jadi orang, nak jadi patung??)

Abdul Razin (adik lelaki, masa dia 6 tahun)
~TUKANG ISI MINYAK DEKAT STESEN MINYAK
(katanya sebab orang tu asik dapat duit banyak cash. memang laaaa! tapi bukan duit dia laaaa! haha)

Abdul Raziq (adik lelaki bongsu, tak ingat umur berapa sebab dia sentiasa bayi di hati kami semua. hehe)
~ SINGA!
(erkkk. speechless)

Dan antara jawapan-jawapan yang sama menerujakan tetapi lebih logikal siap ada sebab..

Siti Aisyah (adik kawan jugak)
~POLIS.. sebab nak tembak semua orang jahat
(hmm.. dik, tak payah tembak, tangkap je kot pun boleh. hehe)

Aiman (anak sedara kawan, comel sangat!)
~ DOKTOR.. sebab nak tolong orang sakit bagi sihat!
(alolo, baik nye leh buat menantu akak ni! XP)

Taufik (anak siapa ntah, saja je tanya dia. ehehe)
~ CIKGU.. sebab ayah kita pun cikgu!
(anak abah sangat! heee geram *cubit cubit*)

Sirhan Hadi (sepupu paling muda, anak Acuwa)
~ASKAR!
Me : Kenapa askar A'an? *fully interested* (what we called him, A'an)
Him : *diam sambil menghisap jari dan merenung Kak Bella nya selama dua saat kemudian ignore dan lari pergi main basikal*
Me : Haish. *hampa*

Tapi jawapan yang paling BEST, tak dapat dilupakan:

Me : Besar-besar nak jadi apa Ammat? (Ahmad Syakirin Hamdi, abang kpd A'an)

Ammat : Nak jadi BAIK macam Kak Bella!! *kemudian memeluk kaki Kak Bella nya*

Me : Hehehe. Pandainye! *bagi duit raya dan sweets kat Ammat*

TRUE STORY. - Barney Stinson.

KESIMPULAN : Budak-budak memang comel. Saya suka budak-budak. XP

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ROMAN PICISAN - (FOR MY SQUINTY EYED-BUNNY)

First of all, no, this post unfortunately have no co-relation with the group Dewa 19’s song which is super haunting. Hanya sebuah picisan bosan mengenai seorang Nobby yang tiba-tiba kicked in the “jiwang-gear”.

Amaran : Sesiapa yang tidak gemar, sensitive, alergi atau memang plainly menyampah dengan ayat-ayat jiwang- it is advisable to navigate away from this page sebelum anda muntah darah. Hehe. :P

The Unrelated Ramblings:

Sebenarnya bukan susah nak mencari cinta. Cinta itu ada di mana-mana. The male species, actually, despite being steadily depleting, are everywhere and willing to spend time and money on a woman. Or in some cases, women. Tapi bagi aku apa yang susah sekali ialah mencari orang yang aku suka serta merta. LOVE AT THE FIRST SIGHT. Oh! The great dream of every girl!

Selama ini aku suka seseorang itu selepas beberapa lama mengenali mereka. Even ada yang pada mulanya aku fikir “Ceh, bagi free pun tak teringin!” tapi last-last terkena batang hidung sendiri sebab jadi bf aku jugak. Ehehehe.

Tapi seriously, I want that Love at the First Sight. Aku tak pernah berangan-angan macam mana rupa yang aku nak, walaupun tipu lah kalau aku cakap tak pernah buat senarai ciri-ciri idaman (Eleh, apa gelak-gelak? Aku tau korang pun buat! Kan? Kan? Haha). Nak mata sepet lah, nak ada goatee lah, nak botak lah, nak badan hot la, nak tinggi lah, nak pakai glasses lah, nak pandai dressing lah, nak yang sweet romantic and caring lah..blah blah.. Tapi betul apa orang cakap, apa yang kita nak tu yang sebaliknya akan datang. Tapi tak apa sebenarnya. Bila dia saying kita tu dah cukup :)

(By the way , inilah masalah terbesar orang perempuan, always settle down for the “okay-type” when actually, she deserved better..!)

The Actual Thing:

Tapi, akhirnya, pada usia 22 tahun 5 bulan, this girl finally found that Love at the First Sight. It’s a bit unreal and unintended meeting, nevertheless FATEFUL. I was literally screaming in excitement in the toilet after meeting him. It feels like- I dreamed him into life! What exactly in my thoughts was- even if he somehow disliked or uninterested of me, I would not mind. And since I had nothing to lose, I keep my cool and be myself in front of him. Our time together was short, but my friends said, I glowed in happiness for several days. XD

Dan sepertimana lagu Roman Picisan- Dewa 19 itu, the experience was hauntingly beautiful. I love what I saw ON him, and after a long long chat, I started to love what I saw IN him. Thank you Rayray. Thank you for giving me the chance to feel that Love at the First Sight. It’s okay if we end up with someone else, I was happy enough to know that this Ice Queen can actually MELTS. <3

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Sihat ke? Dah makan?

(dengan nada mendatar seperti orang umumkan penajaan)- post ini ditaip khas untuk seorang pembaca blog yang setia nun di Penang sana. Dengan ucapan : "sihat ke? Dah makan?" haha.

Sihat ke? dah Makan? is the most common greeting question i often receive as sms. Sometimes I choose to ignore and move on to the next question, purposely because (1) I think its too trivial, the fact that I'm right here NOT complaining anything about my health or hunger level is the explicit sign of "yes, I am perfectly healthy and kenyang gler", or (2) Simply not interested to answer because I had something else in my mind. And aku perasan, only GUYS did this.

Kadang2 org tu insisted me to answer, sampai aku tertanya2.. Kenapa? perlukah? We had move on to another more interesting subject kenapa mesti "u tak jawab soalan i tadi. Sihat ke? dah makan?" Well, if im not feeling ggod I wont be answering your text messages, I'll be ignoring u and tido lagi bagus. And if im hungry, I'll find myself something decent to eat. So, all the boys out there yg suka tanya "Sihat ke? Dah makan?" I have a proposal for you.

NUMBER 1 : I know u are caring and all, but try to make it much much more interesting. Example, rather asking "Sihat ke? Dah makan?", try this.. "Im having nasi lemak rendang ayam as breakfast, Sedap sgt! What's yours? '. haaa kan macam seronok tu! cara yg menarik nak tanya dah makan ke belum kan kan kannn , OR "I woke up this morning juz to see my right eyes reddened, sakit mata kot. Please take care of yourself k?".. and the girl will go like "are you okay??Don't expose your eyes to too much light okay? Im fine btw".. Girls are future mothers, they'll go soft if you got hurt or slightly unwell.. :) tapi JANGAN TIPU!

NUMBER 2 : Daripada tanya dia sihat ke dah makan ke.. tanya la aktiviti dia hari ni.. that's te most simple way to show you care! and take note of her daily activities, show her that u actually LISTEN to her.. :) or even suggest a few fun activities that actually a part of your own routine.. bosan la kalau kitorang je yg cerita.. kan? nak tahu jugak apa aktiviti guys ni.. since u guys live in Mars kan. hahaha

Okay itu sahaja. Until next time (bila aku rajin balik. hehe) Take care, Earthlings!

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